3 Ways to Rock Your Bio

You never get a second chance to make a first impression, right? Your bio may be the only time someone decides if they’re going to invest more time or energy into getting to know you, into hiring you, or into trusting you. So you want to put your best foot forward. Make that both feet.


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1. Know Your Audience  What is the bio for? A book flap? Conference? Website? School visit? Who is reading it? Make sure your qualifications match the reason you’re there as a speaker, writer, professional. You’re a complicated (yet attractive) beast with many facets. You can’t possibly put everything down every time; nor would you want to. Play up your experience for that circumstance, adapting as needed. If you’ve written a piece on molecular biology, your stint in improv has no place in that bio. Your experience as a second grade teacher might, if the piece was written for grade schoolers. If it’s for college level, though, just mention being a teacher. Do you see what I mean? Highlight what uniquely qualifies you or makes you stand out for that situation. Do your audience the courtesy of customizing your bio for that specific event or book. It’s frustrating to read a keynote’s bio that’s exactly the same as what’s online. Couldn’t they have taken five minutes to write something different, this one time? When you attend an event, or read a book, don’t you want to know what makes your speaker/author uniquely qualified for this important role? Don’t you want to respect them? To know that they are the best man or woman for the job?  Offer your audience that resolution.

Privacy*Example: for my “Constitutional Right to Privacy” author bio, I first wrote a funny paragraph about how despite all my acting experience, I was a terrible liar so always lost to my one of my brothers at poker, which resulted in constant arguing at family gatherings…and I wondered if that had anything to with one of my sisters becoming a lawyer. [The first draft was funnier.] The publisher not-so-gently reminded me this is a serious book about a serious topic and book buyers would be making buying decisions based on the credibility of the author. I revamped the bio to emphasize my Bachelor of Arts in Communication, my Bachelor of Science in Economics, my honors Master’s Degree, and added my personal intrigue with mankind’s ongoing fascination with what’s going on next door. It demonstrated professional prowess as well as personal interest, making me a perfect candidate to author the title. It’s a custom bio, that works, that isn’t found anywhere else. They did let me keep “She has three kids (four if you count her husband)” so it still reeks of Bitsy Kemper. I’m still me.

scissors2. Leave Out Irrelevant Crap  Prove to me being born in Omaha but raised in Alaska is important enough to stay in the bio. Maybe it is. For the most part, no one really cares where you were born, if your first pet was a fish, or whether you like flannel, unless it’s directly relevant to the story or event. If your book takes place in both states, for example, keep it. If you’re presenting in either state, keep it. If it’s how you identify yourself, and who you are as a person can’t be explained without either one of those states being mentioned, keep it. But if it’s unnecessary info, cut it. Don’t feel you need to mention them because you see bios list where authors were born or raised. Only include what’s necessary.



3. But Keep the Good Stuff  Some background information is so interesting and unique that it almost HAS to be included, almost like a character tag you’d include for a main character. Stuff like learning to tap dance at age 60 or finishing second at the annual Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest is golden. Do you raise miniature sheep? Hate cheese? Have a secret crush on Ben Franklin? Keep it! People love learning what makes you tick, what shows you’re human, what makes you you. You can have fun with your bio, as long as you’re not taking it too far. You still need to be taken seriously (see earlier reference to buying decisions based on credibility). Pick a few nuggets and have fun with them. Make sure the real you shines through, whether stoic or silly.

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Is My Picture Book Ready? A 13-point Checklist

You’ve Written a Picture Book…Now What?

You’re pretty sure you’re finished.

I hate to say it, but you’re just getting started. I’m sure you’ve gone back over it, maybe several times, and made sure each word was just right. Good. Roll up those sleeves because now the fun begins.

Here’s a checklist:

  1. Before you think you’re finished, take a step back. Do a little bit of research into what makes a good picture book, to make sure yours is on par. Actually, do a LOT of research. Think of it as an investment. You wouldn’t start a business without first looking into all aspects of your competition, right? Read 100 picture books. Not classics, current within the past two years. They’re short, it won’t take too long. What’s common? What makes one irresistible? What are the price ranges? What’s out there similar to yours? What shelf does it sit on (Scifi, Mystery, Humour, etc)? Who publishes them? What’s their Amazon ranking/sales? How is yours different/better? Why would a publisher take a chance on yours, and which publisher should that be?
  2. Does your manuscript tell a story with a true beginning, a middle and an end? A descriptively beautiful sunset, lyrical wind chime, and colorful rainbow might make a wonderful poetry collection but it won’t fit well in the children’s book market. (I’m not saying that’s good or bad, I’m telling you what sells. It’s not worth the battle to try to change the industry, so in that case you might consider a different channel/market.)
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How Many Pages Should Your Manuscript or Book Be?

Sometimes it’s easier to see than explain: